I've been done knitting it for over a month and have yet to weave in the ends and sew the buttons on.
I give you....
My adaptation of the Fidget.

Well, there it is. I knitted it up with Bernat's Bamboo blend yarn in linen and dill.
Four pattern repeats per stripe.
I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO FINISH IT!!
*Head*
*hit*
*desk*
Help!!!
It's supposed to be a birthday gift for one of my best friends, whose birthday is in May.
I HAVE to get it done by then, and there's not much left to do, there's just so many freaking ends.
I should have woven them along as I went, but that's really tricky on a school bus with shot suspension and no scissors.